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Because my two year old is locked in the bathroom.
It all started innocently enough. He finished his peanut butter and jelly sandwich with about as much jelly on him as in him. Naturally he was sent to the bathroom to wash.
I opened the child latch on the outside and went back to my own sandwich. Running water... clank of the soap dispenser... water splashing... door shutting... more water... Wait. The door was shut but still water running? Something not quite right...
And sure enough, two seconds later I hear "Mom? Mom? Can you open door?"
So I (reluctantly) abandon my sun-dried tomato turkey sandwich to rescue my son, except it isn't that simple.
The door isn't just shut. Its locked.
Vainly I tried to talk Brett through the steps of unlocking the door. It was a comical experience, filled with lots of "uh hu's" and "yep's" but no results. Cool heads are necessary in such circumstances so I tried to chill and remember what Daddy did when this happened once before. Oh yeah! Unscrew the door knob!
So I did.
Still no luck. What I failed to comprehend before I tore my door apart is that the locking mechanism won't allow the other side of the doorknob to fall. The bolt in the middle still needs to be popped.
Which of course I cannot figure out how to do. Thankfully Brian is working in the shed a few miles away and is on his way home.
But, like I said. My two year old is locked in the bathroom, happily flushing the toilet over and over because there is no one to stop him.
So I failed the MacGyver portion of the Mommy test, but at least its not a burning building.
5 comments:
Best.post.ever.
ROFL!
BEEN THERE DONE THAT!! LOL
That is so funny and well said!!!! Reminds me of when Isabelle locked herself in the van........
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